Sometimes you just need to reflect for a moment...

So, I saw a commercial about how laser eye surgery can change your life and yada yada yada, and I admit it, I thought about it. I mean, a pair of glasses at $150 a pop for life suggests that laser eye surgery at around $600 might be worth it… and then I thought….

Baby- Eye surgeries. Doctors messed up and now my left eye is all broken and I can’t see depth.

Ages 2 to 4- Ear surgeries. This might be normal, but now whenever a doctor looks in my ears they go “whoa. Had some surgeries I see…”

20 years- Wisdom teeth. Now I have a permanent lump in my jaw about the size of a tip of a thumb.

20 years- Gallstones. For most people, this is an out patient surgery. They botched mine and I ended up on life support.

Not to mention…

Being give medicine, repeatedly, doctors were told I was allergic to. (Sophomore year high school, for example, my mom and I TOLD the doc I was allergic to sulfa drugs. What does he give me? Sulfa ear drops. My head swells up, I can’t swallow, run a fever of 104, and they considered hospitalizing me.)

And all those times you go in for one symptom (cough, cough, gallstones) and the doc tells ya it is all in your head and comments on…oh, something stupid like…your acne (I didn’t even HAVE acne in high school. I had teenage German skin; we zit up.)

Ha, hahahahahahhahah! And I was thinking of going under the knife WILLINGLY, much less, be forced to see a doc again! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAH!!! God I am DUMB!

(EDIT) Ugh, Mika pointed something out in her LJ...

Sailor Lima Bean created her LJ on 01-14-04 and has keep it running strong all this time 7-17-05 she has 485 entries.

I have had my LJ since 06-15-02 i'm bearly noticeable and never update it's now 07-17-05 and i have 86 entries i'm so special~

(end) Oh, gods. I need to get away from my comp. That is SICK.